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Zombie Hunters Kit



     

    

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-Zombie Hunters Kit-

Not many people want to tackle zombies up close, but if you have to, this kit has the right tools to help. Kit includes:

1 Tin of Zombie Bait developed by Tinkerton Scientific
1oz. tin of Mask of Death topical application
1 Vial of Voodoo Powder
1 Zombie Garrotte
1 Invisibility Amulet

The zombie bait, Mask of Death, and Voodoo Powder come on a handy carry strap to fit 1 1/2" belts. (All leather items come in your choice of color.) The Zombie Bait has been scientifically tested by Mr. Tinkerton himself for effectiveness. It has a dormant animal brain and a vial of specially altered lamb's blood that will activate the brain for a short time creating an irresistable draw for any zombie in the area. (While I tried to keep most of the SDS items fairly authentic, I drew the line at real blood. The vile contains only corn syrup and coloring, and the brain is polymer clay and epoxy resin. Looks great though!)

The Mask of Death is meant to help obscure the scent of a live being. It provides the smell of damp earth to help the wearer blend in with the background of a zombie infested area. (Though this item contains only olive oil, beeswax, herbs/essential oils; its for novelty use only. It should be perfectly safe but actual application is done at your own risk!) The invisibility amulet further helps obscure the wearer for supernatural eyes.

Some zombies may be created with dark magics. These behave differently, and have a more purposeful demeanor. They may be less inclined to roam aimlessly and attach the bait, but the Voodoo Powder should easily take care of them. On a recent trip to New Orleans, Mr. Tinkerton made connections with none other than Madam Ambrosine Bertrand, the famous Voodoo High Priestess. She has committed to supply Tinkerton Scientific with measures of here Voodoo Powder to combat the purposeful walking dead. By blowing the powder in the face of the magically created zombie, the spell is countered, and the zombie is free to attack it's maker and free it's soul, thus putting itself to rest. NOT EFFECTIVE ON ZOMBIES NOT ANIMATED BY BLACK MAGIC. (This formula is a real banishing powder that has been researched and hand made. Contains real herbs and resins.)

We at Tinkerton Scientific hope you're never in this situation, but sometimes, ammo runs out. If you have to go hand to hand with the walking dead, the best way to put them down is decapitation. We have also provided a zombie garrote to make taking the head off a snap. Combined with the Mask of Death and invisibility amulet, it should be possible to get close enough to use in a pinch. And don't forget, always save the last bullet for yourself just in case.

 
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